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01 Sep 2014
Posted 5 hours ago

I FEEL LIKE I DRINKING BUT THAT’S PROBABLY A BAD IDEA AT 1:30AM SO I GUESS I’LL JUST GO TO BED THEN

Tomorrow I’ll make a decision about me and Crystal. I’ll see about getting that help I mentioned wanting from you guys, too. Hubby’s got tomorrow off so I’m not sure what else we’ll be up to. If time permits, however: EPISODE 20. It’s now with 500% less murderous animatronic creepy assholes.



  Posted 5 hours ago

  TAGS: #just you know   #with abusive asshole fathers   #SO THAT'S BETTER   #but lots of my girls being awesome and i need that so much so this will be good   #but later   #i'm going to try to sleep now   #hahahahahaha no problem   #jw schedule   #we now conclude our jet wolf broadcast day  
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01 Sep 2014
Posted 5 hours ago

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blackbournen replied to your post: “blackbournen replied to your post: “majominarai replied to your post:…”:
Has he played the P.T. Demo? Judging by your tags I suspect it may be relevant to his interests.

Is that the new Silent Hill one? We didn’t play the demo, but we did watch a video. IT WAS AWFUL. SO MUCH SWEARING. HUBBY WAS DELIGHTED.



  Posted 5 hours ago

  TAGS: #blackbournen   #jet wolf replies   #jet wolf also talks about gaming   #i feel confident it will arrive in this house to torment me  
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01 Sep 2014
Posted 5 hours ago

blackbournen replied to your post: “majominarai replied to your post: WHERE’D THE FUCKING FOX COME FROM…”:
Has he played many other horror games with you? Though perhaps “at you” might be a better description.

That is the perfect description, yes.

He’s played Bioshock at me (I KNOW IT’S NOT A HORROR GAME SHH). One of the Silent Hill games too, though I forget which. And we’re like in a perpetual loop of Alan Wake where we only get so far, then don’t play for ages, and then have to start all over again. I think I’ve seen the first few stages like three times now.

THIS IN NO WAY MAKES IT LESS AWFUL IN CASE YOU WERE WONDERING

He was going to play Alan Wake tonight, but we got it on the cheap on Steam during the last sale and it was going to be like a 6GB download and Hubby was going for the immediate gratification, so the 250MB Freddy’s looked much more appealing. WE SEE HOW THAT TURNED OUT.

I’ve also managed to watch an entire playthrough of Amnesia: The Dark Descent, though that was online, not Hubby. I’M STILL KIND OF FUCKED UP OVER IT.



  Posted 5 hours ago

  TAGS: #blackbournen   #jet wolf replies   #the stories interest the hell out of me   #(well i suspect there's not much story to freddy's but the rest)   #i just can't handle the playing   #my stress levels shoot way too high   #hubby isn't bothered by it   #so he gets the vicarious DELIGHT in listening to my stressed babble   #because hubby is an ASS   #if he doesn't preorder the new silent hill game i will be SHOCKED   #hubby plays five nights at freddy's   #jet wolf also talks about gaming  
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01 Sep 2014
Posted 5 hours ago

majominarai replied to your post: WHERE’D THE FUCKING FOX COME FROM JESU…

Hubby is a very terrible soul for making you endure this with him. Is he at the very least screaming with you?

NO HE WAS JUST FOCUSED ON LIGHTS AND DOORS WHILE I WAS CURLED IN MY CHAIR WHISPERING “where did it go wherediditgooooo”.

AND THEN THE MURDER AND THE YELLING

MAKING HIM LAUGH AND COME HUG ME LIKE THE HUG MAKES IT OKAY I SEE WHAT YOU DO BOY



  Posted 5 hours ago

  TAGS: #majominarai   #jet wolf replies   #there will be a reckoning for this   #OH YES THERE WILL   #hubby plays five nights at freddy's  
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01 Sep 2014
Posted 5 hours ago

WHERE’D THE FUCKING FOX COME FROM JESUS WEPT WHAT THE FUCK MY HEART STOPPED WORKING

DONE I AM DONE I CANNOT BECAUSE I AM DONE

DONE

FUCK EVERYTHING

GOODBYE



  Posted 5 hours ago

  TAGS: #hubby plays five nights at freddy's   #I NEED A THROAT LOZENGE  
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01 Sep 2014
Posted 5 hours ago

FUCK NIGHT TWO FUCK



  Posted 5 hours ago

  TAGS: #hubby plays five nights at freddy's  
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01 Sep 2014
Posted 6 hours ago

THE RABBIT WILL NOT STOP WITH THE MURDER

Hubby’s going to give this level one more try. IT IS STILL NIGHT ONE.

Success means continued playing. Failure means that’s it for tonight. YET THE HORRIFYING DEATH.

Hubby: It doesn’t help that the thing screeches when it catches you.

Me: It doesn’t help that I do too.



  Posted 6 hours ago

  TAGS: #hubby plays five nights at freddy's   #I HAVE NEVER BEEN SO STRESSED JUST SITTING IN A CHAIR   #I HAVE POURED A BUCKET OF NOPE EVERYWHERE  
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01 Sep 2014
Posted 6 hours ago

WHO MADE THIS PLACE WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU



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  TAGS: #MANY THINGS ARE WRONG WITH YOU   #WE SHOULD HAVE A TALK ABOUT THAT   #ALSO $120 A WEEK FUCK THAT NOISE   #hubby plays five nights at freddy's  
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01 Sep 2014
Posted 6 hours ago

FUCK THAT RABBIT

FUCK THAT RABBIT

FUCK

THAT

RABBIT



  Posted 6 hours ago

  TAGS: #FUCK IT   #hubby plays five nights at freddy's   #MY THOAT HURTS   #I DO RAR-Y GRAVELLY YELLS   #I AM DOING SO MUCH YELLING  
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01 Sep 2014
Posted 6 hours ago

Actual quote, me, five seconds ago: “AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHFUCK”

This was followed up by

Hubby: I don’t know what I did wrong.

Me: YOU BOUGHT THIS FUCKING GAME



  Posted 6 hours ago

  TAGS: #I SCREAMED I DO NOT EVER SCREAM BUT I SCREAMED   #I THINK EVEN THE MOSTLY DEAF DOG HEARD ME   #WHAT THE SHIT IS THIS   #WHY IS THIS IN MY LIFE   #life with jet wolf   #hubby plays five nights at freddy's   #HUBBY'S STILL LAUGHING  
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31 Aug 2014
Posted 6 hours ago

Hubby: Do you know anything about this game?

Me: I know it’s creepy fucking animatronics.

Hubby: You don’t know how it controls or anything?

Me: No.

Hubby: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA



  Posted 6 hours ago

  TAGS: #I AM FILING FOR DIVORCE   #IMMEDIATELY   #life with jet wolf   #jet wolf also talks about gaming   #okay we're about to start   #HELP ME   #hubby plays five nights at freddy's  
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31 Aug 2014
Posted 6 hours ago
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31 Aug 2014
Posted 6 hours ago

"You’ll have to turn off your monitors."

NO THEY SHIELD ME WITH THEIR SWEET SWEET LIGHT HELP



  Posted 6 hours ago

  TAGS: #life with jet wolf   #jet wolf also talks about gaming   #GOODBYE FRIENDS   #hubby plays five nights at freddy's  
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31 Aug 2014
Posted 7 hours ago

SHIT HUBBY IS GOING TO PLAY SCARY GAME

HE’S BUYING THAT FUCKING GAME WITH THE EVIL CHUCK E CHEESE ANIMATRONICS

FUCK ME THAT THING LOOKS FUCKED

"All right, we’re now downloading. There’s no going back."

FFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUCK



  Posted 7 hours ago

  TAGS: #FUCKING FUCK ME FUCKBISCUITS   #life with jet wolf   #jet wolf also talks about gaming   #HE'S GOING TO MAKE ME TURN OFF THE LIGHTS   #ALL THE LIGHTS   #EVERYTHING IS AWFUL   #hubby plays five nights at freddy's  
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31 Aug 2014
Posted 7 hours ago

It’s pitch black outside and all I can hear is someone out there somewhere whistling an unknowable and slightly off-key tune AND IT’S KIND OF CREEPY COULD YOU NOT



  Posted 7 hours ago

  TAGS: #IT'S 11PM   #DON'T DO THAT SHIT   #man i'm glad hubby's not playing the scary game   #OH SHIT HUBBY MIGHT COME BACK IN AND PLAY THE SCARY GAME   #SOMEBODY SAVE ME   #DON'T WHISTLE WHILE YOU DO IT THOUGH   #THAT SHIT AIN'T RIGHT   #life with jet wolf