Fangirling in the Key of Nik

Anonymous asked you: 
This might sound odd but do you think Usagi might be a little bi? Or perhaps just uncaring in regards to gender? She loves Mamo-chan, but there are various times when she just outright seems to show infatuation with girls.

I touched on this a little bit before, but I read Usagi as pansexual, and genuinely don’t think you’d have to tilt your head too far to see her in a polyamorous relationship down the line.

redheadedfilly replied to your post: redheadedfilly replied to your post: You know…

After an hour of this Rei yells “Any more penis innuendos and I will scream!” Minako looks around leans over and whispers “Penis.” Minako doesn’t remember anything after that.

In Minako’s defense, actually SAYING “penis” has long stopped being innuendo.

Anonymous asked you:
Who gets worst grades, Minako or Usagi?

I think they swap off on that one, kind of a “race you to the bottom” situation.

I guess if I had to pick, I’d probably go with Minako. I think Usagi still feels compelled to try now and again, even if only through guilt at Ami, Rei and Mamoru’s disappointment, or to placate her mother for a second. But Minako basically doesn’t give a shit what anybody says (like Ami is the closest she comes, and with Usagi around to steal the bulk of Ami’s attention Minako can slip away from that most times), plus her complete lack of interest in school at all.

So Usagi at least gets bursts of motivation from time to time. Minako never does. Put it all together, and I think Minako would win at failing, but not by a whole hell of a lot.

redheadedfilly replied to your post: You know Minako did. In fact, I bet that’s the…

“Was Mamoru’s Rod of Love not enough?”

“Come tell me all about how Mamoru’s Rod of Love was unsatisfying and couldn’t do the job any more, Usagi-chan.”

mjhermi:

keyofnik:

Anonymous asked you:
So, super random question here! Let’s pretend for a second that Mamoru is, I dunno, STUCK IN TRAFFIC or something, and Usagi goes into labor. How do you think the girls would handle that situation?

Well my personal headcanon is that Chibs isn’t born until we’re well into Crystal Tokyo. But that sucks all the fun out of the scenario. A scenario which my brain won’t stop turning over. So what the hell, let’s run with this.

AND RUN WITH IT I DID.

I sat down to answer this, then it turned into a ‘fic. And then that ‘fic decided it was going to do … whatever this is. I feel it is of vital importance to caution everyone that I went into this with no plan whatsoever and this is the product of just typing without even a modicum of forethought. I’m sorry about everything.

Title: Special Delivery

Length: ~4500 words

Rating: So much fluff, but a bit of swearing.

Summarized Thusly: When Mamoru has to go out of town, a very pregnant Usagi becomes Rei’s responsibility.

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Meanwhile, Rei also has to worry about this:

Oh, there will be hell to pay when she finds out who took that picture.

In the meantime, however, she has to somehow wrestle the picture away from Minako and hope she doesn’t have any more copies for future blackmail purposes.

OH

OH I JUST DIED

IN ALL THE GOOD WAYS

redundantthinking replied to your photo: Okay so Mamoru’s been out of town for a good…

Mamoru is an actual teenage girl.

Well let’s face it, he’s not exactly got the largest and most diverse social circle going here.

girl-chama replied to your photo: And then they FINALLY get to have a conversation,…

THIS IS THE ABSOLUTE BEST.

Seriously everything to do with a phone this episode was super quality.

stochasticprocess replied to your post: sailormars174 replied to your photo: I love them…

Now I’m imagining Minako going out and buying a goldfish, and then suddenly one of the other girls owns a goldfish that was supposed to be going to Minako’s house. Perhaps Ami can take it. And then Luna discovers she can be jealous of a goldfish.

omg, Luna jealous of Ami’s goldfish, that is the most delightful thing, YES.